I had to run out somewhere a little while ago, and I had gotten only a little way down our street when I met a bicycler coming toward me. The first thing that caught my eye was the big "S" on his shirt; it was an actual Superman shirt, with the Superman S and all. That didn't really startle me, but as my eyes moved up to the guy's face I was rather startled to see that he was wearing an obviously fake gray beard and glasses (along with his white bike helmet). And I think he's our neighbor from across the street! (His disguise didn't fool me that well, you see.)
Yes, he is rather strange. He suffers from paranoia; he's always thinking people are after him, in particular the government. I'm afraid his little red caboose has gone chug-chug-chugging around the bend with this one, though.
16 comments:
LOL... too funny!!! I guess the disguise is to keep the 'man' off his tail. Too much acid on the 60's and 70's???
be well,
Dawn
Just pray he doesn't go into psychosis...........I have had to deal with people like him. Do not look him straight in the eye if you talk to him and NEVER argue with him. Distance is a good thing with him. Anne
Be thankful he is still riding a bike and not thinking he can fly! A mind is a strange thing to waste! Hope your having a good day! Take care,
Katie
lol! I'll say! Careful though sometimes they go looney in all the wrong ways. (Hugs) Indigo
Bless his heart! He does sound paranoid!
Traci
Wow, you went from what you called a "nothing" post straight to the strange and usnusual. I think you should keep your distance from that neighbor, he sounds a little unbalanced for sure!
Disconcerting to say the least, Lori
Oh my goodness. That had to have been a sight.
~Heather
Neighbors can be entertaining but be careful. Paula
You do have to laugh at that one. But you also need to be cautious..
Sheri
Well, it's either that or he is on his way to rob the local bank, LOL. Either way I'd keep my distance.
Sam
lol...what an.... interesting.... way of expressing ones self. Are his parents paranoid too? Usually the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
That why... even though i am terrified... i say, "Look honey, what a cute little spider!" then run in the house so I can scream into my pillow. :)
God Bless-
Amanda
I call that, one of those classic moments in life. If your ever having a rotten day.......simply think of the big "S" on his shirt flying down the street. That should put an instant smile on your face :o)
It's certainly put a smile on mine!
Rebecca
Uh, yeah .... that`s strange alright! :/
Penny
And I thought MY neighbors were strange... LOL I suppose it coulda been worse. He could have been wearing a straight jacket and riding around screaming, "Look ma, no hands!"
Still strange, though... ;o)
Michelle
wow...that would have stopped me in my tracks! sounds like he really has gone 'round the bend..
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