Update and A Stolen Joke

Oh my goodness!  It is 70 degrees right now, and tomorrow the high is only going to be 47*!!! 

I just completed visiting every journal that I regularly read (and some new ones I've been checking out).  So if you haven't heard from me yesterday or today, then drop me a note because I must have lost your link.

And now I'm starting my semi-hiatus.  I'm going to crochet with my daughter, clean to my little heart's content, write in my book, write in my other two "book" journals, work on my book, and continue interviewing my mother and hopefully making some more entries in that journal (on my sidebar) -- not today, I mean over the next few months. 

And I still have Mary Jo's interview questions to answer and a couple of memes that I've wanted to do but haven't done yet.  I will leave everyone with a joke that I stole from  Linda.  It is hilarious:

THE HALF-WIT

There was an old cowhand who owned a small ranch in Montana.
The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. 

"I need a list of employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," reported the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me 3 years. I pay him $600 a week and room and board. The cook has been here 18 months and I pay her $500 a week plus room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the  work around here. He makes about $10 a week and pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."      

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.  

"That would be me," replied the rancher.

I just loved that one!

Tags: Jokes