Wednesday, July 26, 2006

An Elephant Story

A friend sent me this in an email today, and I just had to share it:
 
A man was on holiday in Kenya.  While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.  

As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of nothing else but being trampled.  

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.  

For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day. One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.  

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him.  

The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.  

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.  

Probably wasn't the same elephant.                                           

 

I know, I know!  It's terrible, isn't it?  I thought I was going to pee my pants, I was laughing so hard!  She said she almost spit water all over her keyboard when she read it!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh dearie me, Lori, how dreadful :-D. Btw, your Microsoft Word formatting is still in the entry, soz...

Anonymous said...

OMG! That is something.

~Heather

Anonymous said...

That's funny .Hopefully not true though.

Hugs, Angela

Anonymous said...

Oh that was bad!!!  lol

I cracked up though!

be well,
Dawn

Anonymous said...

LOL; this was funny. I was looking for some type of moral or lesson here and then read to the end and thought "what" and then just started laughing........thanks :)

betty

Anonymous said...

that IS funny!

lisa

Anonymous said...

Too funny!  Thanks for visiting.  I love your journal I will be back!  GBU, Shelly

Anonymous said...

awww but that is so sad!
natalie