Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I Licked A Gangster Because I'm Sexy And I Do What I Want!

This is one of the emails I got from my sisters today.  I don't know if I'd call "great" fun, but it was amusing for a few minutes.  This will explain the P.S. in the previous post.  Be sure to tell me what you came up with when you leave a comment!

Great fun when you're bored!!
  
This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the
subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
 
 
          Pick the month you were born:    
          January------I kicked               
          February-----I loved
          March---------I karate chopped
          April-----------I licked
          May-----------I jumped on
          June----------I kissed
          July-----------I did the Macarena With
          August-------I had lunch with
          September---I smelled         October------I sang to
          November----I yelled at
          December----I ran over
 
          Pick the day (number) you were born on:
          1- ------a birdbath
          2-------a monster
          3-------a phone
          4-------a fork
          5-------a snowman
          6-------a gangster
          7-------my cell phone
          8------- my dog
          9-------my best friends' boyfriend
          10-------my neighbor
          11-------my science teacher
          12- ------a banana
          13-------a fireman
          14-------a stuffed animal
          15-------a goat
          16-------a pickle
          17-------your mom
          18---- ---a spoon
          19------- a smurf
          20-------a baseball bat
          21-------a ninja
          22-------Chuck Norris
          23-------a noodle
          24-------a squirrel
          25-------a football player
          26-------my sister
          27-------my brother
          28-------an ipod
          29-------a surfer
          30-------a llama
          31-------A homeless guy
 
          Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
          White--------because I'm cool like that.
          Black---------because that's how I roll.
          Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
          Red----------because the voices told me to.
          Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
          Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
          Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
          Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
          Yellow--------because someone offered me $1,000,000.
          Orange ------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

          Brown--------because I can.

          Other---------because I'm a Ninja !

          None----------because I can't control myself.
 
Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to your friends.  Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what you get stuck with.

One of my sisters yelled at a smurf because Big Bird told her to, and he's her leader. 

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mine would be: I did the Macarana with my cell phone because the voices told me to! I remember a couple of weeks ago LingMAO becasue my sister sent her answers to me via e-mail to this very same deal: She licked my brother because she's crazy like that (I thought she had lost her mind). Hope you enjoy your tomorrow!!!
Katie

Anonymous said...

I did the Macarena with an ipod because I am sexy and I do what I want. Paula

Anonymous said...

I kissed a pickle because I am cool like that! That is funny!
Kelli
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Anonymous said...

I jumped on my dog because I can't control myself.....LOL...poor Max and him so small and sweet...a shih tzu .... and sorry you are down today...and hope writing it all out helped the problem....and Eler wanting to shave....all of us parents and some grandparents go thru this....just go with the flow...take it one day at a time LOL....God Bless....Ora from KY

Anonymous said...

PS...get to a doctor for a check up....then go from there!!!! hugs from Ora in KY

Anonymous said...

Golden oldie, Lori, thanks for sharing

Anonymous said...

I had lunch with an ipod because I'm not crazy! LOL Too funny! :o)
Lisa

Anonymous said...

Fun!  I kicked a gangster because the voices told me to.
Traci

Anonymous said...

Eh, mine's boring....I loved a football player because I can.  There's truth to that, too!