That's a saying in my family when one's mind seems to be sending out strange signals and directions.
Many years ago when I was younger and still lived at home a family friend and her young son dropped by our house one afternoon. My mom said something about the puppies that had been born a few days earlier and asked if the young boy would like to see them. She led them out to the barn and to the stall where, lying on some straw, were the mother and babies.
"Oh!" My mother blinked, surprised, "those aren't puppies! They're goats!"
Our friend laughed, and the 5-year-old leaned over closer to his mother and whispered loudly, "That's all right, Mom. She's just a little bit 'fused."
Well, my mother had a good laugh about it too. We had had some puppies, but they'd been weaned and had gone off to their new homes long since. My sister's goat, a few days earlier, had given birth to two kids. My mom, around sixty at the time, was (and still is at 82) usually sharper on her bad days than any of us on our best days! But that day her brain had told her "puppies", so that's what she'd been expecting.
Well, my whole morning was like that. I woke up when Thomas left for work around 4 a.m. and couldn't get back to sleep. I went online, sent my sisters some emails, and cleared out my inbox. Eler Beth was a little out of sorts when she got up, too, so we were both a little sluggish with our morning school work.
At lunch time she asked if we could go to Wendy's. I try not to eat out too much through the week, except for special treats, but I thought "why not?" Wendy's is inexpensive, and I like several things on their menu.
On the way there I said to her, "Okay, so you want a cheeseburger and a side saddle...." And we both dissolved into laughter. I was "just a little bit 'fused."
She had her burger and a side "salad", and I indulged myself with a chocolate frosty. I thought it just might help me get my head cleared. And if it didn't, well, it can never hurt to have a Wendy's chocolate frosty!
17 comments:
I love how language is such an important part of your lives. Side saddle! You wanna come over and ride the ponies?! Cute story about your mom!
Traci
Nope a Frosty is good just on its own... lol
be well,
Dawn
that's a great story. Glad your Mom is still around and going strong. I think it's the hot weather that is making all of our brains talk like that! haaaaa That's my excuse anyway. Anne
What a fun entry - Thank you for sharing your day! Hope theres no more fusing! Take care of you and yours always,
Katie
Sometimes our brain rides side saddle to life, doesn't it Lori ;-)
This had me nodding my head sayiing..'Been there...said that..done that too' Lol!
Gobbledegook trips off my tongue real easy some days....
I enjoyed this entry and had a great laugh too.
Thanks for that...
Jeanie xx
Lord help me, I stay 'fused!! - Barbara
Oh it's been many years since I've had a Wendy's chocolate frosty! I sure would like one right now -- that's one thing I'm not fused about ;-)
Wish we had a Wendy's in our town to cure my fusion. I love Wendy's salads when we to to San Antonio. Cute entry. Paula
Love that story about the puppies. I think we all have days when we are a little bit "fused" (winks). (Hugs) Indigo
I have had so many days like that! I just love the frosty's!
Kelli
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That was a cute story! :o) I know I have days like that as well. I'm glad you and Eler Beth had a great time! Even with the side saddle! :o)
Lisa
SO funny! I took my son to McDonald's last week, and right before we got to the speaker to order, I asked him if he wanted to try the new "Snap Crap"! LOL! Believe me, he will not let me live that one down! These will be the stories our kids tell their friends in their own journals, someday!!! Jae
oh definitely - chocolate cures everything! this kind of reminds me of the time when i was a waitress and was playing a game of cards with my mom. ater totaling the scores, i added tax..
LOLOLOL!!! My favorite saying on a key chain is: Of all the things I've lost....I miss my mind the most!!!! Oh...and a Wendy's frosty float does it for me!!! YUMMY!!!
Hugs,
Gina
Very nice stopping by to visit your journal! I marked it to get the alerts and thank you for dropping by mine also!!! I read the first few entries and am proud to meet another person from this area!! I have heard of Jeffersonville so it must be around here somewhere. LOL... I am new to KY and loving it here! We just bought a home in the area. Hugs,
Lisa
When my husband was recovering from a stroke, he was telling me that one of the kids used to love to eat Ramen Noodles, but he called them Roman Numerals. Now that I have passed 50 I am always mixing up the dog's names. Must have too much on the brain. Enjoyed your journal. L
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